Theo Quoted

At the (very good) insistence of my friend,

I'm endeavoring to post some of Theo's best quotes here,

in an effort to remember them.

At a rest stop in the desert somewhere between CA and AZ:

Theo: "Mom I'm hungry"

Me: "are you hungry for a snack or for some lunch?"

Theo: "Mom, my mouth just wants to chew on something!"

Fleet Farm with Dad:

Theo: "I'm tired of walking Dad"

Shawn: "oh ya?"

Theo: "But Dad, I'm tired of carrying myself!"

In the van before dropping the kids off at Tae Kwon Do:

 Me: "Kids, I'm dropping you off and I have to quickly run to the library for a pick up. I'll be right back. Celene, you are in charge of Theo until I get back. Theo, she's watching you, so listen to her."

Theo: "Okay, but usually Miles remote controls me."

Theo in garden:

"Mom the bugs think I'm a drink."

Oh here's an Eli quote:

Me: "Eli I miss your singing. Why don't you sing with me in the van anymore?"

Eli: rolling eyes "Mom I'm too old to do that now."

Me: sob

Getting ready to leave to go skate-boarding and scootering by the lake:

Me: "okay it's time to go, get your shoes and coats on!"

Theo heads in the wrong direction...to his room.

Me: "Theo, what are you doing?"

Theo: "I'm changing into pants?"

Me: "why? it's nice out, you can keep your shorts on."

Theo: "no! Because I'll lose my skin!"

Me: "Theo stop farting in the van. It stinks!"

Theo: "But I can't stop farting! God's doing it."

Me: "It's not God, Theo, it's definitely your body."

Theo: "well He made my body!"